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Wednesday, May 15, 2013

WellNails Blue French Horn

Press Sample 
*This product is Cruelty Free 

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How about another WellNails polish today?  WellNails (an Indie Polish from Denmark and the sister brand to Foxy Paws that I reviewed previously) - Blue French Horn! As you may know, this entire line is inspired by How I Met Your Mother. 

I laughed so hard when I read the description from WellNails:


"Son, a piece of advice: Never use the words 'Smurf P*nis' on a first date." 

This blue baby has been given two names, because I realize that my original naming of it might offend some people. Whether you want to call it 'Blue French Horn' or 'Sort of looks like a Smurf P*nis', it will get your mind around the very first episode of How I Met Your Mother.
In the episode Ted has his first date with Robin, and they go out to dinner at a restaurant that has a blue french horn hanging on the wall for decoration.
When Robin comments on it, Ted says: "Yeah, it sort of looks like a Smurf p*nis..." which, Older Ted explains to his children years later, girls ordinarily don't tend to like.
But Robin is no ordinary girl...
This blue has been a long time coming thing, that's been playing in my head for ages. So I'm proud to announce: A royal blue jelly with lots of blue, holographic glitter. 

Photos and review after the jump...